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just be glad i’m not a cantaloupe

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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akatriel-rowanborn:

walkwthoutrhythm:

elfgrove:

spookystriderass:

sydferrett:

why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style

why wouldnt you be excited about that

WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.

When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.

See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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common0courtesy:

I get what i want

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cumberbatch-lorette:

danglingthpider:

whyamisorandom:

touch me like you touch your keyboard

crying

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lilsnail:

smokeandshuthefuckup:

duhmonet:

BE STILL MY HEART

cutie patootie tiny little snails i want to squish you

The fuck did you just say to my family?

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

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idjitlovespie:

Flawless Dancing

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quintessentially-queer:

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

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shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket

better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then

IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT

ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS

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