May 2013
59 posts
1 tag
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
akatriel-rowanborn:
walkwthoutrhythm:
elfgrove:
spookystriderass:
sydferrett:
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
cumberbatch-lorette:
danglingthpider:
whyamisorandom:
touch me like you touch your keyboard
crying
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
fwips:
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
quintessentially-queer:
theuppitynegras:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
shubbabang:
davestridersturkeygirlfriend:
shubbabang:
davestridersturkeygirlfriend:
for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket
better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then
IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT
ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
lycaons:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
and, and look at this:
“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”
HELL nO.
scarletarcana:
Prank idea: Don a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.
kankristhrobbingprivilege:
today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
rebeccacrane:
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
I found the perfect umbrellas
raggedy-spaceman:
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
castielhasthephoneb0x:
a-study-in-butts:
thetwincores:
asapmona:
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
doctorspockspaceman:
loryisunabletosupinate:
sherlock series 3 prediction
sherlock and john solve some shit
doctorwho:
lokihasthe-tardis:
the official doctor who tumblr is seriously one of my favorites
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
sam-ouinchester:
if you ever feel bad about your art please remember that sam winchester once posed as a sketch artist and made this
It’s mothers’ day… I can feel it in my bones
