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rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:18:15 -0700

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

just be glad i’m not a cantaloupe

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:20:44 -0700

just be glad i’m not a cantaloupe

thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:59 -0700

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

akatriel-rowanborn: walkwthoutrhythm: elfgrove: spookystriderass: sydferrett: why are some...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:17 -0700

akatriel-rowanborn:

walkwthoutrhythm:

elfgrove:

spookystriderass:

sydferrett:

why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style

why wouldnt you be excited about that

WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.

When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.

See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:18:42 -0700

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:14:43 -0700

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

common0courtesy: I get what i want

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:37:22 -0700

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

cumberbatch-lorette: danglingthpider: whyamisorandom: touch me like you touch your...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:42:17 -0700

cumberbatch-lorette:

danglingthpider:

whyamisorandom:

touch me like you touch your keyboard

crying

lilsnail: smokeandshuthefuckup: duhmonet: BE STILL MY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:39:32 -0700

lilsnail:

smokeandshuthefuckup:

duhmonet:

BE STILL MY HEART

cutie patootie tiny little snails i want to squish you

The fuck did you just say to my family?

castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:44:11 -0700

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:07 -0700

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:31:06 -0700

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

idjitlovespie: Flawless Dancing

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:25:24 -0700

idjitlovespie:

Flawless Dancing

quintessentially-queer: theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:24:19 -0700

quintessentially-queer:

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD

kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:23:38 -0700

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: for every...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:17:26 -0700

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket

better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then

IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT

ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS

bandsandbattlescars: this should be on everybody’s blog, no...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:14:29 -0700

bandsandbattlescars:

this should be on everybody’s blog, no matter what kind of blog it is.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: #actual spn line

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:10:09 -0700

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

#actual spn line

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:03:33 -0700

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

tastefullyoffensive: [trickrtreatr]

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:59:17 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]